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Posts Tagged ‘your mom’
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T.N.A. iMPACT
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This is the part of my wrestling reviews where I write an introduction or something. Umm… umm… Giddy Up?
I start most reviews THIS way as well…
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Posted on: Friday, September 3rd, 2010 in Reviews | with No Comments »Tags: 2010, abyss, angelina love, angle, barkley, beautiful people, bischoff, Bored Wrestling Fan, daffney, Deadliest Warrior, dudley, flair, foley, hardy, Hogan, impact, jarrett, logic fail, magic ring, nash, nWo, PPV, RVD, RYTMAN, September 2, style, t.n.a., tara, ThinkSoJoE, tna, velvet sky, wrestle, Wrestling, x division, your mom
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Let’s get this debacle rolling… (more…)
Posted on: Friday, August 27th, 2010 in Reviews, Television, Wrestling | with 2 Comments »Tags: 2010, abyss, angelina love, angle, barkley, beautiful people, bischoff, Bored Wrestling Fan, cats, daffney, Deadliest Warrior, dogs, dudley, flair, foley, hardy, Hogan, huge tomato, impact, jarrett, logic fail, magic ring, May 27, nash, nWo, PPV, RVD, RYTMAN, style, t.n.a., tara, ThinkSoJoE, tna, velvet sky, wrestle, Wrestling, x division, your mom
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Last week, iMPACT was easily the best wrestling program on television (and better than the lack-luster Summerfest). So…
Time to watch TNA iMPACT!
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Posted on: Friday, August 20th, 2010 in Reviews, Television, Wrestling | with 2 Comments »Tags: 2010, abyss, angelina love, angle, August 19, barkley, beautiful people, bischoff, Bored Wrestling Fan, Brett Favre, daffney, don't shoot food, dudley, flair, foley, hardy, Hogan, impact, jarrett, logic fail, magic ring, nash, nWo, patman, PPV, RVD, style, t.n.a., tara, ThinkSoJoE, tna, velvet sky, Wonderpod, wrestle, Wrestling, x division, your mom
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We kick off our TNA Free-Per-View with a promise of things we’ve never seen before… yeah right. Nonetheless, it should be match heavy if there is any wrestling god… Tenay keeps calling it “The Whole F’N Show.” Does that mean RVD is in EVERY match tonight?
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Posted on: Friday, August 13th, 2010 in Reviews | with Comments OffTags: 2010, abyss, angelina love, angle, August 13, barkley, beautiful people, bischoff, Bored Wrestling Fan, daffney, Deadliest Warrior, dudley, ECW, ev2.0, flair, foley, hardy, Hogan, impact, jarrett, logic fail, magic ring, nash, nWo, PPV, RVD, RYTMAN, style, SUPER OFFENSIVE EPISODE?, t.n.a., tara, ThinkSoJoE, tna, velvet sky, wrestle, Wrestling, x division, your mom
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T.N.A. iMPACT
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Ok, I won’t lie to y’all… I just spent a retarded amount of time over the last few days trying to get my Avid/DIGI003 to work with Windows 7. And everytime I saw one of those “Windows 7 was my idea” commercials during the process, made me want to shoot the jerk in the skull. I just got it finally working, and am pretty sick of thinking and computers, but will try and kick back and relax and watch some iMPACT. I am not sure how this review will go… (more…)
Posted on: Friday, August 6th, 2010 in Reviews, Television, Wrestling | with 1 Comment »Tags: 2010, abyss, angelina love, angle, August 5, barkley, beautiful people, bischoff, Bored Wrestling Fan, daffney, dudley, ECW, flair, foley, hardy, Hogan, impact, jarrett, nash, nWo, PPV, raven, retarded, Richards, RVD, RYTMAN, Sandman, style, t.n.a., tara, ThinkSoJoE, tna, velvet sky, weird al, wrestle, Wrestling, x division, your mom
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You know what time it is, right?
Time to fight a bear, me thinks…
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Posted on: Friday, July 30th, 2010 in Reviews, Television, Wrestling | with 3 Comments »Tags: 2010, abyss, angelina love, angle, barkley, beautiful people, bischoff, Bored Wrestling Fan, daffney, Deadliest Warrior, Dreamer, dudley, dudleys, ECV.2, ECW, flair, foley, hardy, Hogan, impact, jarrett, July 29, logic fail, magic ring, nash, nWo, PPV, raven, Rhino, Richards, RVD, style, t.n.a., tara, tna, velvet sky, Version 2, wrestle, Wrestling, x division, your mom
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T.N.A. iMPACT
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From last week’s cliff-hanger, we are supposed to have Dixie Carter explain why she “invited” all those E-C-Dub guys from last. I can’t be because like half of them were already under contract, not a chance… Let’s get to it then, shall we? (more…)
Posted on: Friday, July 23rd, 2010 in Reviews, Television, Wrestling | with 1 Comment »Tags: 2010, abyss, angelina love, angle, barkley, beautiful people, bischoff, Bored Wrestling Fan, daffney, Deadliest Warrior, dudley, flair, foley, hardy, Hogan, impact, jarrett, July 22, logic fail, magic ring, nash, nWo, PPV, RVD, RYTMAN, style, t.n.a., tara, ThinkSoJoE, tna, velvet sky, wrestle, Wrestling, x division, your mom
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- We start with a run down of the top contendors for the World Heavy Weight Championship… Abyss is sitting at number one, and Angle is at 8. 7? That’s Hernandez, so SuperMex is slated to job to Angle next… just not tonight… (more…)
Posted on: Thursday, July 15th, 2010 in Reviews | with 2 Comments »Tags: 2010, abyss, angelina love, angle, barkley, beautiful people, bischoff, Bored Wrestling Fan, daffney, Deadliest Warrior, dudley, flair, foley, hardy, Hogan, impact, Janice, jarrett, July 10, logic fail, magic ring, nash, nWo, PPV, RVD, RYTMAN, style, t.n.a., tara, ThinkSoJoE, tna, velvet sky, wrestle, Wrestling, x division, your mom
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Well, I got suckered into covering a buddy for two weeks on Thursday, which means I can’t jump into the BWF while I watch, which is a shame! The folks there are always posting cool stuff during the broadcast, much of which I have been quoting. I can only apologize for that, but work is work. Speaking of which, TNA has a PPV this Sunday, let’s see if they work at shilling for buyrates….
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Posted on: Friday, July 9th, 2010 in Reviews, Television, Wrestling | with Comments OffTags: 2010, abyss, angelina love, angle, barkley, beautiful people, bischoff, Bored Wrestling Fan, daffney, dudley, flair, foley, hardy, Hogan, impact, jarrett, July 8, logic fail, nash, nWo, PPV, RVD, RYTMAN, style, t.n.a., tara, ThinkSoJoE, tna, velvet sky, wrestle, Wrestling, x division, your mom
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Here I am, post Canada Day BBQ, and planning on suffering through some iMPACT for y’all’s reading pleasure. I love pluralizing “y’all,” albeit grammatically incorrect… it allows me to use multiple apostrophes! Yay! A meaningless tangent! Just like…. well… TNA booking.
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Posted on: Thursday, July 1st, 2010 in Reviews, Television, Wrestling | with 1 Comment »Tags: 2010, abyss, angelina love, angle, barkley, beautiful people, bischoff, Bored Wrestling Fan, Canada Day, daffney, Deadliest Warrior, dudley, flair, foley, hardy, Hogan, impact, jarrett, July 1, logic fail, magic ring, nash, nWo, PPV, RVD, style, t.n.a., tara, tna, velvet sky, wrestle, Wrestling, x division, your mom
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Let’s get to it, shall we?
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Posted on: Thursday, June 24th, 2010 in Reviews, Television, Wrestling | with 5 Comments »Tags: 2010, abyss, angelina love, angle, barkley, beautiful people, bischoff, Bored Wrestling Fan, daffney, Deadliest Warrior, dudley, flair, foley, hardy, Hogan, impact, jarrett, June 24, logic fail, magic ring, nash, nWo, PPV, RVD, RYTMAN, style, t.n.a., tara, ThinkSoJoE, tna, velvet sky, wrestle, Wrestling, x division, your mom
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Here we go, it’s fall out from the PPV… by the way, the big moment Dixie Carter promised us was Tommy Dreamer…
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Posted on: Thursday, June 17th, 2010 in Reviews, Television, Wrestling | with 3 Comments »Tags: 2010, abyss, angelina love, angle, barkley, beautiful people, bischoff, Bored Wrestling Fan, daffney, Deadliest Warrior, dudley, flair, foley, hardy, Hogan, impact, jarrett, June 17, logic fail, magic ring, nash, nWo, PPV, RVD, RYTMAN, style, t.n.a., tara, ThinkSoJoE, tna, velvet sky, wrestle, Wrestling, x division, your mom
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What a wild week! Coming off the heels of an incredible ending RAW where the NXT season one crew invaded the main event killing Cena for about a ten minute stretch… How will the pretaped iMPACT compete? My thinking is they can’t… so in lieu of that, let’s get rolling and see if I can’t catch up to the live broadcast so I can jump into the BWF forums without spoilers ruining the show… and hopefully get some animated Knockouts for the PatMan known as Pat the Man!
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Posted on: Friday, June 11th, 2010 in Reviews, Television, Wrestling | with 2 Comments »Tags: 2010, abyss, angelina love, angle, barkley, beautiful people, bischoff, Bored Wrestling Fan, daffney, Deadliest Warrior, dudley, flair, foley, hardy, Hogan, impact, jarrett, June 10, logic fail, magic ring, nash, nWo, PPV, RVD, RYTMAN, style, t.n.a., tara, ThinkSoJoE, tna, velvet sky, wrestle, Wrestling, x division, your mom
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Here we are at another live-to-air iMPACT taping… 10 days removed from the Slammiversary PPV or so Taz and Tenay tell us. They run down some of the card… until The Icon, Sting makes his way down ready to start swinging his bat. Ohh! Special. I think I will invade the BWF forums tonight again too since work was slow.
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Posted on: Thursday, June 3rd, 2010 in Reviews, Television, Wrestling | with 2 Comments »Tags: 2010, abyss, angelina love, angle, BANNED!, barkley, beautiful people, bischoff, Bored Wrestling Fan, daffney, Deadliest Warrior, dudley, flair, foley, hardy, Hogan, impact, jarrett, June 3, logic fail, magic ring, nash, nWo, PPV, RVD, RYTMAN, style, t.n.a., tara, ThinkSoJoE, tna, velvet sky, wrestle, Wrestling, x division, your mom
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- Hey hey! It’s a pretaped episode of iMPACT! I wonder they planned for us last week? Could it be amazing and logical? No, probably not… you know the drill… It’s suffering time, folks….
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Posted on: Thursday, May 27th, 2010 in Reviews | with 1 Comment »Tags: 2010, abyss, angelina love, angle, barkley, beautiful people, bischoff, Bored Wrestling Fan, daffney, Deadliest Warrior, dudley, flair, foley, hardy, Hogan, impact, jarrett, logic fail, magic ring, May 27, nash, nWo, PPV, RVD, RYTMAN, style, t.n.a., tara, ThinkSoJoE, tna, velvet sky, wrestle, Wrestling, x division, your mom
On Sunday night, we had the Over the Limit PPV. Seriously… up against the series finale of LOST, Celebrity Apprentice, the Simpsons, and yes, the Empire Strike Back version of Family Guy. AND it was a long weekend in some markets like Canada…. Good planning Vince! Well, I watched the PPV, and it was pretty weak. Punk got his head shaved. Orton likely legit injured his shoulder, and Batista still sucks. Anyways, let’s see how they explain that rubbish… tonight! Oh, and our host tonight is Jon Lovitz. Sigh…
Well, on MONDAY night, the Philadelphia Flyers won tonight, almost sweeping the Montreal Canadiens 4-1 in the series and taking the West Conference Championships. What does that mean to wrestling? How might these be interconnected? It means that Al Creed’s Flyers are going against the Chicago Blackhawks for the Stanley Cup and there will not be any RAW REFLECTIONS anytime soon. So I’ll do one up of my own suffering style just for you.
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Posted on: Tuesday, May 25th, 2010 in Reviews, Television, Wrestling | with 2 Comments »Tags: 2010, :(, batista, Cena, daniel bryan, edge, hart, hhh, jericho, lovitz, may 10, May 24, mcmahon, miz, Orton, sheamus, wrestle, Wrestling, wwe, your mom
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So TNA’s Sacrifice PPV was on Sunday… I saw a bit of the first match before my legitimately “purchased” crapped out. Then I lost interest, watched other stuff. I did catch up a bit on YouTube though. Tara “retired” and RVD retained. Let’s see what the hell happens tonight (Angle returns apparently, who hasn’t been seen since the last PPV prior Sacrifice). Y’all ready to suffer through this with me? Too bad.
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Posted on: Friday, May 21st, 2010 in Reviews, Television, Wrestling | with 2 Comments »Tags: 2010, abyss, angelina love, angle, barkley, beautiful people, bischoff, daffney, Deadliest Warrior, dudley, flair, foley, hardy, Hogan, impact, jarrett, logic fail, magic ring, May 20, nash, nWo, PPV, RVD, style, t.n.a., tara, tna, velvet sky, wrestle, Wrestling, x division, your mom
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Hey what’s up folks! Last week we saw our last Monday Night iMPACT… as we’ve moved back to Thursdays. I’m cool with that. As usual, you’ll need to realize I do not recap shows. No move by move analysis here, rather I write what I am thinking while I watch. I generally do not go back and edit either. Hence, you’re suffering right alongside me! Good times!
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Posted on: Friday, May 14th, 2010 in Reviews, Television, Wrestling | with 3 Comments »Tags: 2010, abyss, angelina love, angle, barkley, beautiful people, bischoff, daffney, Deadliest Warrior, dudley, flair, foley, hardy, Hogan, impact, jarrett, logic fail, magic ring, May 3, nash, nWo, PPV, RVD, style, t.n.a., tara, tna, velvet sky, wrestle, Wrestling, x division, your mom
The war is over… and G returns to review RAW as he suffers through what might be abysmal or awesome. Will he be funny tonight? Probably not. Will he be tired and slightly drunk? Count on it! Is Meatloaf on the menu? God help us…
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Posted on: Tuesday, May 11th, 2010 in Reviews, Television, Wrestling | with 6 Comments »Tags: 2010, :(, batista, Cena, edge, flavor flav, hart, hhh, jericho, may 10, mcmahon, miz, Orton, sheamus, wrestle, Wrestling, wwe, your mom
Holy crap! The Patman, regarded as the Pwner of Youtubes all over your candy ass is back! His regaled Patman-enness has edited the awesome known as Wonderpod into clip packages for the masses… hence, YOU! So let’s catch up with the times….
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Posted on: Saturday, May 8th, 2010 in Gaming Rants, Wonderpod | with 2 Comments »Tags: Bruce McGee, dick, gamer, Games, Gaming Rants, Gunsage, highlights, patman, PlayStation 3, Retro Gaming, Reviews, Site Updates, Wii, Wonderpod, Xbox 360, your mom, youtube
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