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Posts Tagged ‘XBLA’
Castlevania – Harmony of Despair is depressing, full of awkward design decisions, has terrible servers and a BAFFLINGLY bad match making system, and yet simultaneously is still pretty damn fun. How does that work? Well, there are a couple of ways I think this game could have ultimately failed, but it just BARELY pulled it off.
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Posted on: Sunday, August 8th, 2010 in Games, Gaming Rants, Reviews, XBLA | with 1 Comment »Tags: 360, action, adventure, arcade, box, castlevania, despair, game, gaming, harmony, live, microsoft, multi, play, video, x, XBLA

Wonderpod is here again. This week’s show is kind of messy or sloppy if you like. Still funny and informative, but at least one audible was called mid recording for you NFL fans out there, Ha! We waded through the mess to bring you this stuff.
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Posted on: Friday, August 6th, 2010 in Wonderpod | with 2 Comments »Tags: 360, argh, feamle, goons, industry, leads, maps, McGee, mess, PS3, PSN, retro, risk, spin, stupid, take, Wii, XBLA
Semi-inspired by Champion Chalupa, I’ve decided to provide my own perspective on games IGN rated in a way one might consider, well…dumb. Of course, for everyone else, they might consider them retarded. Now it’s pretty easy to pick on IGN, but I just want you to know in advance that I’m purely doing this for entertainment purposes, not because I think it’s fair to break down a fellow reviewer’s opinion because I don’t agree with them.
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Posted on: Tuesday, August 3rd, 2010 in Games, Gaming Rants, Oh IGN! You So Funnay!, Reviews, XBLA | with 9 Comments »Tags: arcade, boat, box, hurricane, hydro, ign, live, race, Racing, thunder, x, XBLA
There is something that concerns me greatly on the Wii and it’s something I probably won’t buy anything from: Virtual Console. For those that don’t know, VC is basically a huge emulator that emulates classic titles from the NES, SNES, Genesis, Turbo Graphx, Turbo Duo, Neo Geo, and more. At a glance, this sounds like an amazing idea. But let’s delve deeper so you’ll understand why none of my cash will probably ever go to any of this.
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Posted on: Monday, March 22nd, 2010 in Games, Gaming Rants, Retro Gaming, Wii | with 3 Comments »Tags: arcade, box, classic, computer, console, game, gaming, live, Movies, nintendo, point, retro, video, virtual, x, XBLA
Originating on Microsoft’s first console and really as no more than a place to download old arcade classics, X-box Live Arcade has now truly evolved into a complete gaming experience all of its own, second to none in terms of quality, quantity and affordability. Nowhere else can a console gamer have such a large variety of new HD games, old arcade classics and past console favorites to download and enjoy. And at a fraction of the cost of a full retail title, X-box Live Arcade games can very often be absolutely great gaming experiences. On a recent episode of our very own video game Podcast “Wonderpod” we briefly discussed some of the best downloadable games of the year, and that gave me the idea to create my own list. Thus, with no further ado, I give you “Pat Man’s top X-box live arcade titles.”
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Posted on: Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 in Reviews, Xbox 360 | with 13 Comments »Tags: arcade, ass, Battelfield 1943, Pac Man, penis, Tits, videogames, X-box 360, X-box live, XBLA
I sit down to write this post for two reasons. One is to poke some fun at the whole notion of video games causing violence argument. The second reason, which dovetails nicely into the first, is something I like to call aggression session. These sessions are my way of taking out my natural aggression and temper in a manner that safe for the rest of humanity. In my natural state I tend to have a very hot temper with a short fuse. Obviously I have learned over the years methods to keep it at by and that’s where video games come into play.
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Posted on: Monday, December 7th, 2009 in Reviews | with 3 Comments »Tags: anger, beat, digital, down, fun, Games, hockey, managment, no, rules, video, violence, XBL, XBLA
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