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Posts Tagged ‘wrestle’
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Smackdown
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Another week, another Smackdown. Yep, the suffrage continues. Much like last night, no flashy intro comments… no animated gif either. Let’s just get to it dammit.
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Posted on: Saturday, September 4th, 2010 in Reviews, Television, Wrestling | with No Comments »Tags: 2010, animated gif, big show, Chris Masters still sucks, Christian, cm punk, Drew McIntyre, flair, hardy, hart, Jack Swagger, Kofi Kingston, mcmahon, McRib, morrison, mysterio, NFL, Picard, September 3, stuff, Teddy Long, title match, UNDERTAKER, wrestle, Wrestling, wwe, WWF
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T.N.A. iMPACT
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This is the part of my wrestling reviews where I write an introduction or something. Umm… umm… Giddy Up?
I start most reviews THIS way as well…
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Posted on: Friday, September 3rd, 2010 in Reviews | with No Comments »Tags: 2010, abyss, angelina love, angle, barkley, beautiful people, bischoff, Bored Wrestling Fan, daffney, Deadliest Warrior, dudley, flair, foley, hardy, Hogan, impact, jarrett, logic fail, magic ring, nash, nWo, PPV, RVD, RYTMAN, September 2, style, t.n.a., tara, ThinkSoJoE, tna, velvet sky, wrestle, Wrestling, x division, your mom
Friday suffering time commences now… sheesh, I hope Smackdown picks up the pace this week. We still have somethings awesome on the show like CM Punk and Kane’s mega-produced ring segments. And the Undertaker is slated to return tonight… (more…)
Posted on: Saturday, August 28th, 2010 in Reviews, Television, Wrestling | with No Comments »Tags: 2010, August 28, big show, Christian, cm punk, Drew McIntyre, flair, hardy, hart, Jack Swagger, Kofi Kingston, Luna Vachon, May 21, mcmahon, morrison, mysterio, Picard, stuff, Teddy Long, title match, UNDERTAKER, wrestle, Wrestling, wwe, WWF
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T.N.A. iMPACT
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Let’s get this debacle rolling… (more…)
Posted on: Friday, August 27th, 2010 in Reviews, Television, Wrestling | with 2 Comments »Tags: 2010, abyss, angelina love, angle, barkley, beautiful people, bischoff, Bored Wrestling Fan, cats, daffney, Deadliest Warrior, dogs, dudley, flair, foley, hardy, Hogan, huge tomato, impact, jarrett, logic fail, magic ring, May 27, nash, nWo, PPV, RVD, RYTMAN, style, t.n.a., tara, ThinkSoJoE, tna, velvet sky, wrestle, Wrestling, x division, your mom
Hey hey!
It’s that time of the week where your foolish smark “G” or “Gee,” if you will, suffers through the sinking ship that is Smackdown. Sinking, you say? Yes, the ratings are slumping. The so-called Smackdown Six format is long gone and we’ve been left with a ridiculously worsening product for some time now… so let’s get to it, shall we?
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Posted on: Saturday, August 21st, 2010 in Reviews, Television, Wrestling | with Comments OffTags: 2010, August 20, big show, Christian, cm punk, Drew McIntyre, flair, hardy, hart, Jack Swagger, Kofi Kingston, mcmahon, morrison, mysterio, Picard, stuff, Teddy Long, title match, UNDERTAKER, wrestle, Wrestling, wwe, WWF
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T.N.A. iMPACT
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Last week, iMPACT was easily the best wrestling program on television (and better than the lack-luster Summerfest). So…
Time to watch TNA iMPACT!
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Posted on: Friday, August 20th, 2010 in Reviews, Television, Wrestling | with 2 Comments »Tags: 2010, abyss, angelina love, angle, August 19, barkley, beautiful people, bischoff, Bored Wrestling Fan, Brett Favre, daffney, don't shoot food, dudley, flair, foley, hardy, Hogan, impact, jarrett, logic fail, magic ring, nash, nWo, patman, PPV, RVD, style, t.n.a., tara, ThinkSoJoE, tna, velvet sky, Wonderpod, wrestle, Wrestling, x division, your mom
Tonight is the WWE’s last show before Summerslam. Today is also the day where it was reported that former grappler Lance Cade has passed away at the extremely young age of 29. Heart failure is being reported as the cause… Yes, it does suck to start off a show with news like this, but that’s the way it goes. Rest in Peace Mr. Cade.
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Posted on: Saturday, August 14th, 2010 in Reviews, Television, Wrestling | with Comments OffTags: 2010, August 13, big show, Christian, cm punk, Drew McIntyre, flair, hardy, hart, Jack Swagger, Kofi Kingston, Lance Cade, mcmahon, morrison, mysterio, Picard, stuff, Teddy Long, title match, UNDERTAKER, wrestle, Wrestling, wwe, WWF
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T.N.A. iMPACT
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We kick off our TNA Free-Per-View with a promise of things we’ve never seen before… yeah right. Nonetheless, it should be match heavy if there is any wrestling god… Tenay keeps calling it “The Whole F’N Show.” Does that mean RVD is in EVERY match tonight?
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Posted on: Friday, August 13th, 2010 in Reviews | with Comments OffTags: 2010, abyss, angelina love, angle, August 13, barkley, beautiful people, bischoff, Bored Wrestling Fan, daffney, Deadliest Warrior, dudley, ECW, ev2.0, flair, foley, hardy, Hogan, impact, jarrett, logic fail, magic ring, nash, nWo, PPV, RVD, RYTMAN, style, SUPER OFFENSIVE EPISODE?, t.n.a., tara, ThinkSoJoE, tna, velvet sky, wrestle, Wrestling, x division, your mom
Another episode of Smackdown is upon us… oh joy! Nine days away from Summerslam, which is looking decent as a card… not fantastic, though. So let’s see what those crazy McMahon’s have in store for us… tonight? Well technically two Tuesdays ago, since this was a pretape. (more…)
Posted on: Saturday, August 7th, 2010 in Reviews, Television, Wrestling | with Comments OffTags: 2010, August 6, big show, Christian, cm punk, Drew McIntyre, flair, hardy, hart, Jack Swagger, Kofi Kingston, mcmahon, morrison, mysterio, Picard, stuff, Teddy Long, title match, UNDERTAKER, wrestle, Wrestling, wwe, WWF
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T.N.A. iMPACT
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Ok, I won’t lie to y’all… I just spent a retarded amount of time over the last few days trying to get my Avid/DIGI003 to work with Windows 7. And everytime I saw one of those “Windows 7 was my idea” commercials during the process, made me want to shoot the jerk in the skull. I just got it finally working, and am pretty sick of thinking and computers, but will try and kick back and relax and watch some iMPACT. I am not sure how this review will go… (more…)
Posted on: Friday, August 6th, 2010 in Reviews, Television, Wrestling | with 1 Comment »Tags: 2010, abyss, angelina love, angle, August 5, barkley, beautiful people, bischoff, Bored Wrestling Fan, daffney, dudley, ECW, flair, foley, hardy, Hogan, impact, jarrett, nash, nWo, PPV, raven, retarded, Richards, RVD, RYTMAN, Sandman, style, t.n.a., tara, ThinkSoJoE, tna, velvet sky, weird al, wrestle, Wrestling, x division, your mom
Friday night suffering time folks!! Plenty of animated gifs, and a couple videos for y’all too? Here we go:
We kick things off with Kane in the ring, and he is cutting another one of these highly produced, live promos. These are fantastically edited, considering they are done live-to-tape. Undertaker woke up briefly and said two words to his brother…. the name of his assailant. Kane tells us it was…
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Posted on: Saturday, July 31st, 2010 in Reviews | with Comments OffTags: 2010, big show, Christian, cm punk, Drew McIntyre, flair, hardy, hart, Jack Swagger, July 30, Kofi Kingston, mcmahon, morrison, mysterio, Picard, stuff, Teddy Long, title match, UNDERTAKER, wrestle, Wrestling, wwe, WWF
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T.N.A. iMPACT
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You know what time it is, right?
Time to fight a bear, me thinks…
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Posted on: Friday, July 30th, 2010 in Reviews, Television, Wrestling | with 3 Comments »Tags: 2010, abyss, angelina love, angle, barkley, beautiful people, bischoff, Bored Wrestling Fan, daffney, Deadliest Warrior, Dreamer, dudley, dudleys, ECV.2, ECW, flair, foley, hardy, Hogan, impact, jarrett, July 29, logic fail, magic ring, nash, nWo, PPV, raven, Rhino, Richards, RVD, style, t.n.a., tara, tna, velvet sky, Version 2, wrestle, Wrestling, x division, your mom
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Smackdown
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Another week, another Smackdown… hopefully my apartment won’t pretend to burn down again this time? Guess what, the alarm went off early Monday morning as well! Right after drinking my face off at the Calgary Stampede into the wee hours… I live on the top floor of an apartment building, and lucky me, people have been working on repairs all week… it wouldn’t be so bad if I didn’t have a night job. So needless to say, I’ve gotten very little sleep this week. Let’s see if Smackdown can keep me awake… (more…)
Posted on: Saturday, July 24th, 2010 in Reviews, Television, Wrestling | with Comments OffTags: 2010, big show, Christian, cm punk, Drew McIntyre, flair, hardy, hart, Jack Swagger, July 23, Kofi Kingston, mcmahon, morrison, mysterio, Picard, stuff, Teddy Long, title match, UNDERTAKER, wrestle, Wrestling, wwe, WWF
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T.N.A. iMPACT
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From last week’s cliff-hanger, we are supposed to have Dixie Carter explain why she “invited” all those E-C-Dub guys from last. I can’t be because like half of them were already under contract, not a chance… Let’s get to it then, shall we? (more…)
Posted on: Friday, July 23rd, 2010 in Reviews, Television, Wrestling | with 1 Comment »Tags: 2010, abyss, angelina love, angle, barkley, beautiful people, bischoff, Bored Wrestling Fan, daffney, Deadliest Warrior, dudley, flair, foley, hardy, Hogan, impact, jarrett, July 22, logic fail, magic ring, nash, nWo, PPV, RVD, RYTMAN, style, t.n.a., tara, ThinkSoJoE, tna, velvet sky, wrestle, Wrestling, x division, your mom
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Smackdown
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Hey, it’s Friday night and you know what that means…. choke down ecstasy and dance all night to hard trance music? Well, no… no thanks. It means G suffers through his long shift at work, then comes back and suffers through Smackdown for you. And this is the go home SD before Sunday’s PPV… which I won’t even be stealing since I’ll be getting sloshed at the Calgary Stampede… count on it! (more…)
Posted on: Saturday, July 17th, 2010 in Reviews, Television, Wrestling | with 1 Comment »Tags: 2010, big show, carebears and shit, Christian, cm punk, Drew McIntyre, flair, G's Apartment Pretends to Burn Down, hardy, hart, Jack Swagger, July 16, Kofi Kingston, mcmahon, morrison, mysterio, Picard, Sloan, stuff, Teddy Long, The Tragically Hip, title match, UNDERTAKER, Wintersleep, wrestle, Wrestling, wwe, WWF
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T.N.A. iMPACT
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- We start with a run down of the top contendors for the World Heavy Weight Championship… Abyss is sitting at number one, and Angle is at 8. 7? That’s Hernandez, so SuperMex is slated to job to Angle next… just not tonight… (more…)
Posted on: Thursday, July 15th, 2010 in Reviews | with 2 Comments »Tags: 2010, abyss, angelina love, angle, barkley, beautiful people, bischoff, Bored Wrestling Fan, daffney, Deadliest Warrior, dudley, flair, foley, hardy, Hogan, impact, Janice, jarrett, July 10, logic fail, magic ring, nash, nWo, PPV, RVD, RYTMAN, style, t.n.a., tara, ThinkSoJoE, tna, velvet sky, wrestle, Wrestling, x division, your mom
Well, I wasn’t planning on reviewing RAW, as I feel like crap… but since Project Wonderboy was devoid of a review for the show last week, here goes… (more…)
Posted on: Tuesday, July 13th, 2010 in Reviews, Television, Wrestling | with 1 Comment »Tags: 2010, A-Team, batista, big show, brady, Cena, Christian, daniel bryan, hardy, hart, hhh, july 12, ladder match, mcmahon, money in the bank, morrison, nexus, Orton, stuff, title match, wrestle, Wrestling, wwe, WWF
Up here in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, we kicked off the Greatest Outdoor Show on Earth – The Calgary Stampede today. Well technically it starts on Thursday, and technically, it’s not that great, rather just a midway that travels throughout the Great White North and a big rodeo competition. I wonder what happened on Smackdown subsequently… (more…)
Posted on: Saturday, July 10th, 2010 in Reviews, Television, Wrestling | with 2 Comments »Tags: 2010, big show, Calgary Stampede, Christian, cm punk, Drew McIntyre, flair, GI Joe, hardy, hart, Jack Swagger, July 9, Kofi Kingston, mcmahon, morrison, mysterio, Picard, stuff, Teddy Long, title match, UNDERTAKER, wrestle, Wrestling, wwe, WWF
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T.N.A. iMPACT
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Well, I got suckered into covering a buddy for two weeks on Thursday, which means I can’t jump into the BWF while I watch, which is a shame! The folks there are always posting cool stuff during the broadcast, much of which I have been quoting. I can only apologize for that, but work is work. Speaking of which, TNA has a PPV this Sunday, let’s see if they work at shilling for buyrates….
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Posted on: Friday, July 9th, 2010 in Reviews, Television, Wrestling | with Comments OffTags: 2010, abyss, angelina love, angle, barkley, beautiful people, bischoff, Bored Wrestling Fan, daffney, dudley, flair, foley, hardy, Hogan, impact, jarrett, July 8, logic fail, nash, nWo, PPV, RVD, RYTMAN, style, t.n.a., tara, ThinkSoJoE, tna, velvet sky, wrestle, Wrestling, x division, your mom
Oh crap, it’s Friday night… and you know what that means. Yep, I work my night job and then come home and suffer through Smackdown so you don’t have to. It’s been a weird Friday already, especially in South Africa as Brazil got upset, and Ghana threw away a certain victory in the World Cup. While no one in North America really cares about that stuff, other than Kofi Kingston who hails from Ghana (for now), let’s just jump into the legitimate sport known as professional wrestling…
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Posted on: Saturday, July 3rd, 2010 in Reviews, Television, Wrestling | with Comments OffTags: 2010, big show, Christian, cm punk, Drew McIntyre, flair, hardy, hart, Jack Swagger, July 2, Kofi Kingston, mcmahon, morrison, mysterio, Picard, rick rude, stuff, system of a down, Teddy Long, title match, UNDERTAKER, wrestle, Wrestling, wwe, WWF
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